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Sunday, February 13, 2011

This poor bastard....

.... who just moved into the apartment opposite mine (our windows face each other), has to see me walking around in this all the time:


We haven't met yet. I don't think that's an accident.

My dear friend Robin and I recently went to the Naughty But Nice Sex Show here in downtown Vancouver. The only things we came away with was the sight of an elderly man in buttless chaps and no underwear being led around on a leash, and two of these aprons, so we would match. Robin and I share the same feeling that we are not scandalized by sex, we just find it enjoyable (if we're lucky), necessary and certainly nothing to be embarrassed about. There was not really much to be enlightened by at the show, just a amazing amount of glass dildos (what is this about? Why glass? Shards? Fucking NO) and a lot of offers for whippings, which we politely declined.

Since I'm on a little cupcake kick, I thought I would try a savoury version. And yes, this will be the third and LAST cupcake post for a good long while. Promise.

Jalepeno and Cheddar cupcakes

2 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup butter
1 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
black pepper to taste
2 eggs
2 medium sized jalapeno peppers, roasted, seeds removed
1 cup grated cheddar cheese

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place the flour, baking powder and salt in a bowl and mix together. Place the butter, milk and eggs in a bowl and mix together. Add to the flour mixture and mix well. Stir in the grated cheese and chopped jalapenos. Spoon the mixture into a cupcake tray up to 3/4 full. Place in the oven for 25-30 mins until golden brown and toothpick ready.

It actually doesn't say in this cookbook (which is entirely devoted to cupcakes and which I bought while high on drugs after getting my tooth pulled) that you should use fresh jalapenos, I just decided it would be nicer that way than to use a bunch of pickled ones that have a longer shelf life than most humans. I'm lucky enough to have a gas stove, so I turned up the heat high, and placed the washed peppers directly on the element, blackening and blistering the skin.


Once the peppers are blistered, remove from heat and let them cool. Once cooled, remove the blistered skin by rubbing it quickly back and forth with a wet paper towel (the same motion you used to finish your boyfriend off in high school when you heard his parents pulling into the carport. And if you're pretending you don't know what I'm talking about, you're lying). De-seed, then chop fine.

These are delicious. They go great with soup or salad. Enjoy!

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